Send An Unsolicited Dick Pick-me-up Postcard To Brighten Someone's Day

  • £10.00


UK ONLY - If you live anywhere else and order one of these we will automatically make it a Digital Only version and refund you the difference. Please head to the Digital Version by clicking the following link, to avoid all that palaver. Thanks: Digital Version

PLEASE NOTE - The name and address you write in the box provided will be the name and address we use, not the Shipping Address in your confirmation. If they are the same thing, then great! This is so you can order more than one at a time if you like. Thanks!

As confused people on Tinder learn every day, unsolicited dick pics don't tend to have the desired effect. (Assuming the desired effect isn't making the recipient roll their eyes and immediately block the sender. Which, you know, as I cannot fathom the thought process behind it, could well be the intention???) 

So, these aren't unsolicited dick pics. *These* are unsolicited dick pick-me-ups. And they are weirdly adorable. 

The perfect choice for a silly sausage that's been sent more than their fair share (ie. 0) actual unsolicited dick pics in their time and deserves a much more uplifting, one of a kind hand drawn cartoon cock and balls delivering a personalised message. 

Just let me know the name of the recipient, and a rough idea of what you'd like the overall message to be, and I'll do my thing. On the back it will say "Sent with love from [your name]" so they aren't just thinking okay what the heck is going on here. 

And then, once all this is over, they will still have a nice little thing that they can keep forever. 

Postcards are A6, 300gsm white card, sent in lovely bright pink, exciting looking envelopes. 

If at any point the post is suspended, I will send you a digital version of your postcard to forward on to the recipient by email (or whichever virtual method you so choose) and will keep the original copy which will be sent out at such a time when the post is back to normal. So it will be like receiving it all over again! 

If you'd rather just have the digital version, check out the digital only listing here: Digital Version


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