I Love You Even Though You're Not A Pornstar Martini Funny Card
Maybe you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a bonafide pornstar. (Is that lucky or is it like "babe you know I don't like bringing my work home with me let's just watch the one show and cuddle"? I don't know.) But you probably aren't in a lasting, fulfilling relationship with the reigning champion or cocktails.
It's got passionfruit, it's got vanilla, it's got vodka, and if that wasn't enough there's prosecco too for no good reason. By god I love pornstar martinis. And if you feel the same, and yet still manage to sustain a meaningful relationship with another person, this card is for you.
"I love you even though you're not a pornstar martini" is printed on a banner overlaying a simple illustration of the beauteous cocktail itself, on a white background.
Great for valentine's day, great for your friend who encourages you to spend £100 on a night out just on cocktails, great for you anniversary. Great for everything, unless you don't like them. There are lots of others cards for you and I'm sorry for bothering you.
A6 when folded, supplied with a white envelope.