Dick-Pick-Me-Up Keepsake Magnet Card Sent Straight To Your Chosen One

  • £6.95

UK Only due to current circumstances - if you are overseas from the UK then this will be automatically refunded if purchased - Sorry! We have some personalised digital postcards available instead here.

Sending a nice card to a friend or loved one in these crazy times to let them know you're thinking of them? That's fine ✔️

Sending a card with a lovely, removable, keepsake MAGNET on it that can be proudly displayed in your friend or loved ones home for years to come to remind them you're thinking of them? That's sublime 👌

Sometimes, it's nice to receive an unsolicited dick pic, but only when that unsolicited dick pic is in fact a dick-pick-me-up featuring a smiling cartoon cock and balls complete with encouraging messaging. With that in mind, this lovely magnetic dick feat of engineering is primed and ready for action. 

The perfect way to deliver some lockdown love straight through the letterbox whilst we're all isolated from some of our favourite people. 

The card can be sent straight to your chosen recipient, complete with a handwritten (by me) message inside, or sent to you for you to do the honours and pass it along in your own special way.

Cards are A5 and printed in the UK on 300gsm cardstock.

Magnets are 56mm in diameter and affixed to the card with removable glue dots for ease of use. 

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