Send An Unsolicited Dick Pick-Me-Up Pop-Up Print

  • £10.00


UK ONLY - If you live anywhere else and order one of these we will automatically refund it, sorry. You can order a personalised digital version here though:  Digital Dicks

PLEASE NOTE - The name and address you write in the box provided will be the name and address we use, not the Shipping Address in your confirmation. If they are the same thing, then great! This is so you can order more than one at a time if you like. Thanks!

Unsolicited Dick Pick-Me-Ups - pick the shade you want and send it off to your pal with FREE delivery.

As confused people on Tinder learn every day, unsolicited dick pics don't tend to have the desired effect. (Assuming the desired effect isn't making the recipient roll their eyes and immediately block the sender. Which, you know, as I cannot fathom the thought process behind it, could well be the intention???) 

So, these aren't unsolicited dick pics. *These* are unsolicited dick pick-me-ups. And they are weirdly adorable. 

Each pop-up print is sent in a letterbox friendly do not bend envelope, wrapped nicely in tissue paper, with a little card I will fill in to tell them which wonderful person sent them their unsolicited dick-pick-me-up. 

The perfect little cheery gift for a silly sausage that's been sent more than their fair share (ie. 0) actual unsolicited dick pics in their time and deserves a much more uplifting, cartoon cock and balls delivering a lovely uplifting message.

These Pop Up Prints are A5, printed onto high quality thick white card with a big solid flap on the back so they are ready to stand up proudly on whatever surface is readily available. 

UK ONLY - If you live anywhere else and order one of these we will automatically refund it, sorry. You can order a personalised digital version here though: Digital Dicks


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