PRE-ORDER Merry F****** Christmas Advent Calendar of Festive Swear Words & Insults Funny Flaps Card
Shipping out by end of November 2019!
When is a card not a card? When it basically doubles as a brilliantly offensive advent calendar.
Behind each of the doors is a festive themed swear word or insult for you to add to your repertoire.
It can be opened all in one go just like a regular card or used as a countdown for the big day.
There are 24 windows, each illustrated with a numbered Christmas present, concealing gems such as:
1 - Jingle bell end
2 - Turkey tits
3 - Pa rum pum pum bum
And another 21 on top of that.
A great card for the creative swear word fan in your life.
Cards are A5 size when folded, supplied with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK.