Merry F****** Christmas Advent Calendar of Festive Swear Words & Insults Funny Flaps Card
When is a card not a card? When it basically doubles as a brilliantly offensive advent calendar.
Behind each of the doors is a festive themed swear word or insult for you to add to your repertoire.
It can be opened all in one go just like a regular card or used as a countdown for the big day.
There are 24 windows, each illustrated with a numbered Christmas present, concealing gems such as:
1 - Jingle bell end
2 - Turkey tits
3 - Pa rum pum pum bum
And another 21 on top of that.
A great card for the creative swear word fan in your life.
Cards are A5 size when folded, supplied with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK.
Everyone gets a mundane chocolate calendar don't they, how very original. 24 days of sugary delight, pah. Stick your fu#*ing chocolate advent down your flap hole and instead embrace some of the finest slander in true festive merriment. No chocolate or F#*KS given. A perfect gift for a true loved one because chocolate is so yesterday you mug.
This was the perfect gift for a friend of mine. He loved it. A really unique card, well made and arrived quickly.
Got this for my friend who thought it was hilarious. It arrived quickly and is well made.
Ordered 12 advent calendar cards . They came in good time and all beautifully packaged . Ready to send out this week to my friends . Excellent customer product and service . Will buy again !