Send An Unsolicited Dick Pick-Me-Up Pop-Up Print
Unsolicited Dick Pick-Me-Ups - pick the shade you want and send it off to your pal.
Please add the "FROM" name in the box above. If its for you, leave it blank! x
We do not include any prices in your orders as we assume most of these are gifts.
As confused people on Tinder learn every day, unsolicited dick pics don't tend to have the desired effect. (Assuming the desired effect isn't making the recipient roll their eyes and immediately block the sender. Which, you know, as I cannot fathom the thought process behind it, could well be the intention???)
So, these aren't unsolicited dick pics. *These* are unsolicited dick pick-me-ups. And they are weirdly adorable.
Each pop-up print is sent in a letterbox friendly do not bend envelope, wrapped nicely in tissue paper, with a little card I will fill in to tell them which wonderful person sent them their unsolicited dick-pick-me-up.
The perfect little cheery gift for a silly sausage that's been sent more than their fair share (ie. 0) actual unsolicited dick pics in their time and deserves a much more uplifting, cartoon cock and balls delivering a lovely uplifting message.
These Pop Up Prints are A5, printed onto high quality thick white card with a big solid flap on the back so they are ready to stand up proudly on whatever surface is readily available.
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