Merry F****** Christmas Advent Calendar of Festive Swear Words & Insults Funny Flaps Card

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When is a card not a card? When it basically doubles as a brilliantly offensive advent calendar.

Behind each of the doors is a festive themed swear word or insult for you to add to your repertoire.

It can be opened all in one go just like a regular card or used as a countdown for the big day.

There are 24 windows, each illustrated with a numbered Christmas present, concealing gems such as:

1 - Jingle bell end

2 - Turkey tits

3 - Pa rum pum pum bum

And another 21 on top of that.

A great card for the creative swear word fan in your life.

Cards are A5 size when folded, supplied with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK.

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Brilliant card for my friend! I get a photo each time she opens a door, she loves it!

Stick your standard advent up your flap.

Everyone gets a mundane chocolate calendar don't they, how very original. 24 days of sugary delight, pah. Stick your fu#*ing chocolate advent down your flap hole and instead embrace some of the finest slander in true festive merriment. No chocolate or F#*KS given. A perfect gift for a true loved one because chocolate is so yesterday you mug.

Great gift

This was the perfect gift for a friend of mine. He loved it. A really unique card, well made and arrived quickly.

Funny!!

Got this for my friend who thought it was hilarious. It arrived quickly and is well made.

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Merry F****** Christmas Advent Calendar of Festive Swear Words & Insults Funny Flaps Card

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