Merry F****** Christmas Advent Calendar of Festive Swear Words & Insults Funny Flaps Card

When is a card not a card? When it basically doubles as a brilliantly offensive advent calendar. 

Behind each of the doors is a festive themed swear word or insult for you to add to your repertoire. 

It can be opened all in one go just like a regular card or used as a countdown for the big day. 

There are 24 windows, each illustrated with a numbered Christmas present, concealing gems such as:

1 - Jingle bell end

2 - Turkey tits

3 - Pa rum pum pum bum

And another 21 on top of that. 

A great card for the creative swear word fan in your life. 

Cards are A5 size when folded, supplied with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK.