Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn A5 or A4 or A3 Print
So unicorns seem to have taken over the whole world, which is impressive considering THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL THINGS PEOPLE.
And if they were real, sure, they could fly, but they are just fancy horses. They can't talk, use the internet or go on a caravan holiday. Which is what life is all about surely?!
Says "Always be yourself
unless you can be a unicorn - unicorns aren't real, just be yourself!"
Purple. A5 or A4 or A3. Printed on nice card stock.