Brief Existential Crisis Funny Birthday Card
A thoughtful birthday card that makes a pledge to destroy the recipients enemy by way of a brief existential crisis.
Bring a smile to the birthday girl/boy's face with this marginally funny, slightly sinister birthday card.
It tells someone that you really care about them enough to invoke the universal terror of a brief existential crisis.
'For your birthday, I have arranged for ____ to suffer a brief existential crisis' features prominently on the front, along with a small visual representation of said crisis and space to fill in the unfortunate victim's name, while the inside is blank for your own message.
The perfect card to satisfy and urges for vengeance and top off a wonderful birthday celebration.
Printed digitally on 325gsm uncoated card stock supplied with a crisp white envelope.
Cards are 14.8cm x 10.5cm when folded.