Don't Be A D... Shiny Gold Smiley Key Ring

  • £9.95

Everyone needs a little good luck charm that they can keep in their pocket to ward off dicks. And this is that good luck charm. Except it's actually a key ring but the same principle applies. 

The classics are usually the best and that's what I'm going for here. We all know we shouldn't be dicks, we all love a smiley face, and I feel like everyone in cartoons was always after shiny gold things so this ticks all those boxes. 

A lovely gift for yourself because you deserve it, or for a pal, this key ring comes in a little simple presentation box, and nestled in some fluffy blue tissue paper is a fancy pink velvet bag that contains your new friend.

Each box comes with a little note card to say who it's from, just type it in above before you add to basket and it will be added for you if you're sending it straight to your pal. 

Key rings are approximately 5cm across, with enamel colouring and shiny gold coloured metal for the magpie inside you. 

Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Pete Moody
A good dicking.

I wanted to get my fiancee something that would put a smile on her face, that was a little bit cheeky and a constant reminder to get deep, deep into herself to remember that no matter how hard somebody's day is, remember that under every stiff hairy human head, you have the opportunity grasp yourself and penetrate the day with positivity. Who knows, maybe that kind of an attitude will rub one off on society as a whole. Be the spunk in a world full of junk and don't be a dick.

Claire Alden
Nice keyring

Great present idea nicely packaged

ellie mayes
Exactly as advertised but better

Bought this for a friend who was feeling a little low and this brightens her every day! Makes me smile too!