I Love You Even Though You're Not Garlic Bread Romantic Card
To know garlic bread is to love garlic bread.
To not know garlic bread is to live a life not yet illuminated by the wondrous crusty, oozy, fragraced marvel that is garlic bread.
Whether you are a baton fan or a flatbread aficionado, you probably (hopefully) aren't actually in a romantic relationship with garlic bread, and if you are in a romantic relationship with a human then this is the highest honour you can bestow upon them.
"I love you even though you're not garlic bread" is printed in a lovely illustration combining a beautiful baton with a tattoo-esque scroll. Don't rule out actually getting this as a tattoo.
Great as a valentine's day card, for your anniversary or just because you saw it and thought of them.
A6 when folded, supplied with a white envelope.