Let's Just Pretend This Was On Time Belated Birthday Card
If you, like me, are physically and mentally incapable of arranging birthday cards ahead of time, then this is the card for you. Just buy like a hundred of them and hand them out whenever, you'll probably still be late.
Purple and turquoise bubble writing proclaiming "let's just pretend this was on time" features on a white background. A6 size when folded, supplied with a white envelope.