Let's Talk Dirty Funny Lovely Flaps Greetings Card

  • £4.95

Nothing says “Be My Valentine” like a card with weird euphemisms for sex, concealed behind lovey little flaps, making opening the card more enjoyable than opening an actual present, or sex. I mean, hopefully not, but it might be.

It will probably improve your relationship. 12 new euphemisms for sex to use, illustrated with simple cartoons. I can’t guarantee it will definitely improve your relationship, but I’m pretty sure.

Examples of sexy euphemisms for your enjoyment:

  • Polishing the porpoise
  • Pants off dance off
  • Baking the potato
  • Doing the greased weasel tango

And a bunch more that I’m tempted to write here because I’m getting carried away but need to leave something to the imagination.  

Cards are A5 size when folded, supplied with an envelope and are designed and printed in the UK. 

Obviously this is not suitable for children.