You Don't Suit Those 'Men Are Neanderthals' Cards And I'm Grateful Silly Romantic Card

You Don't Suit Those 'Men Are Neanderthals' Cards And I'm Grateful Silly Romantic Card
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So the main man in your life isn't a neanderthal. Congratulations! But you go to the supermarket to buy him a card and they are all like "fuck you husband, I have to pick up ALL YOU STUFF ALL THE TIME" or "what would you do without me you useless waste of skin?" and none of it makes sense because he is actually a functioning person who treats you with respect sometimes and you quite like him.

Last time you probably bought one of them in an ironic way but that won't wash every year. 

"You don't suit all the hilarious cards that are like 'men are useless neanderthals, lol' and for that I am grateful." is printed on a nice pale blue background with a crude representation of a card within a card, like inception. 

Great for your anniversary or valentine's day or anytime you've been left high and dry by cards about 1950s men. 

A6 when folded, supplied with a white envelope.